So this lame conservative website made a list of the 20 hottest conservative women in new media. In it they listed a bunch of women that we KNOW are not conservatives and BOY were we pissed!
Listen conservatives, we know you like to think that libertarians are your dorky little retarded cousins or something, but we’re not. We are our own distinct and beautiful political philosophy that stands apart from conservatism. It’s not that we have anything against you per se, well maybe your morally superior attitude and stuff but let’s not quibble, but still, leave our women off your list. There are plenty of attractive conservative women without you having to gank our ladies under your Burkean umbrella. So, BACK OFF!
In honor of these women who we KNOW are libertarians (even though they may be personally socially conservative), we decided to make our own list. And here they are in no particular order.
#20. Julie Borowski.
This was an easy one. If you haven’t met Julie Borowski in person, you’re missing out. She’s way cuter in person. Sometimes she may come off as kinda awkward in her videos, but honestly that’s part of her charm. She’s got a lot going on in the looks department that she totally undersells. It’s like she doesn’t even know how cute she is, which sort of makes her way cuter. Isn’t that always how it is? Plus did you see her when she was on John Stossel’s show? Oh my laws she looked good.
#19. Libertarian Girl – Real name???
It’s not just the gentlemen who want to be Libertarian Girl’s Khal Drogo, plenty of ladies have approached me trying to find out who this Daenarys lookalike is and how they can be her Missandei. You don’t watch Game of Thrones? Oh, well… you better otherwise you’ll have no chance. Word on the street is she maybe sort of possibly has a boyfriend? Or a girlfriend? We don’t know. But unless you have nerd cred, you have no shot. So get back in line!
#18. Tiffany Madison
She’s a project manager for the new Jeffrey Tucker project at Liberty.Me. She also wrote for Washington Times, Policy Mic, The Libertarian Republic, and The Ron Paul Channel. Plus, she’s a smokin’ hot military wife so you know she’s tough as nails. Don’t mess with Madison.
#17. Nena Whitfeld
Too bad dudes, she just got married last week. But with her beautiful blue eyes and gorgeous yellow hair, Nena Whitfeld is a shoe-in for this list. She used to work for Senator Rand Paul but these days she’s running a non-profit called the Ladies of Liberty Alliance, or LOLA for short. She’s pretty awesome. Too bad ya ain’t never gonna get it.
#16. Michelle Fields
Man I get so sick of seeing Michelle Fields on Fox News all the time… SAID NO ONE EVER! Seriously is this the most beautiful woman alive? Pretty much. She’s also wicked smart, but unfortunately you don’t get to see her hardcore libertarian side that much because Fox kind of keeps her talking about the issues that conservatives agree with. Lately she’s been shaking it up though, and doing some videos over at PJTV where she’s letting her libertarian freak flag fly a little bit. It’s nice to see. And so is she, of course.
#15. Katie Kieffer
Katie made the list of conservative women but we know she belongs here because she is very anti-war and pro personal liberty. Hands off conservatives. The power of Hayek compels you!
#14. Jaclyn Boudreau
You don’t know her. Well now you do. And you will know her. We heard she works over at IHS, which is where the Koch brothers make little baby libertarians. This woman is 6′ tall gentlemen, so screw your courage to the sticking place if you ever think you’ll have a chance.
#13. Ashley Edwards
You don’t know her either because she’s always been sort of behind the scenes in the liberty movement. Ashley is the woman that political insiders call when they need to get sh*t done. She did some work for Laura Ingraham and the Leadership Institute. Now she’s freelancing and gearing up to help out in some congressional races across the country.
#12. Cathy Reisenwitz
Love her or hate her, you cannot deny that Ms. Reisenwitz is one hell of a beautiful woman. Maybe it’s that IDGAF attitude? You gotta respect someone who speaks their mind even if you disagree. She’s very, very pretty. No h8 plz. Cathy writes at her blog Sex and the State here and also at Young Voices Advocates.
#11. Kristin Tate
Yeah, we’re pretty sure she’s a libertarian too. She works at Breitbart but she’s never expressed any hardcore neocon or Santorumish socially conservative viewpoints that we’ve seen. So suck it conservatives! She’s ours! And oh LAWDY LAWD is she gorgeous. Like… a perfect 10. Or maybe a 9.5. Nobody’s perfect after all.
#10. Liberty Girl
OK so she sort of came out of nowhere and was first spotted as a Ron Paul delegate from Texas. Her name is Rachel Bolch Thach and she makes us feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.
Now she’s got her own social media following and she’s out there repping liberty at every turn. She’s also got a pretty cool website. But DOWN BOYS she’s married and has beautiful children, so again, you have no chance. Just admire and move along.
#9. Patricia Simpson
Before you open that big stupid mouth of yours about her weight or something you better check yourself before you wreck yourself. Patricia Simpson is a BEAUTIFUL woman. If you ever met you would fall in love. She’s got gorgeous eyes and a killer smile. Her lipstick is always so pretty and let me tell you her personality will make your heart race. Peppermint Patty deserves to be on this list. She would rock your world.
#8. Lenore Hawkins
You don’t know Lenore? Jeez she was like a STAPLE on Judge Andrew Napolitano’s FreedomWatch on the Fox Business Network. Oh you didn’t get Fox Business? Neither did I. Well anyway, she’s a super hot lady who is a contributor to TheStreet.com and a founding partner at Meritas Advisors. She also loves liberty and the free market. The smart girls are always so much hotter.
#7. Maureen Fallon
Who is this woman? Where did she come from? Why is she just now all into Ron Paul when the rest of us were on it like in 2008? No one knows who this mysterious chick is, but all of us are talking about her. Some say she’s a myth, that she doesn’t exist. Some people think she’s a CIA honeypot, meant to ensnare libertarian men into falling in love and turning over their intimate secrets to stop us from taking over the government one day. One thing’s for sure though, if she does exist, she’s smokin’ hot and someone to keep an eye on.
#6. Lindsey Bolton
She’s a lawyer from Louisiana and if you mess with her she will kick… your… ASS! Seriously, she’s tough as nails and she doesn’t take sh*t from anyone. But if you do happen to get on her good side, which is not easy, you are in for a treat. This Southern Belle will break your heart with her sly charm and cunning linguistics. She’s also a tax lawyer so she could help you kick the federal government’s big fat butt in court.
#5. Whitney Davis
She’s frequently posting radical stuff on Facebook and she’s always out there doing battle with minarchists, reppin’ hardcore anarchocapitalism every chance she gets. Whitney Davis does a lot of outreach for Young Americans for Liberty and right now she lives in Los Angeles and studies electrical engineering. Shocked? Don’t be. She’s wicked smart and hella beautiful.
#4. Corey Hubbard
Corey is the wicked temptress of the liberty movement. She’s everywhere and nowhere at once. Now you see her, now you don’t. One minute she’s in Paris, the next minute she’s at an End the Fed rally. Today she’s at a wedding in the UK, but tomorrow she’ll be riding entourage in Senator Rand Paul’s limo. If you don’t know Corey Hubbard, you’re probably not that active in the liberty movement, because Corey knows everyone and everyone who’s anyone knows her.
#3. Whitney Neal
This badass single mama works at FreedomWorks and she’s responsible for all the Tea Party grassroots coordination that goes on there. This titan from Texas is sweeter than sugar and she’s got a super positive attitude that you’re sure to take a shine to if you ever meet her in real life.
#2. Emily O’Neil
Oh woman of our dreams. Ms Emily O’Neil. She wandered into our hearts a few years ago to campaign for Ron Paul in New Hampshire. She serves in the National Guard and is currently out doing consulting work. Word on the street is that she will return when her country needs her most in 2016 if Rand Paul runs for president.
#1. Jillian Lane
Ms. Lane, one day… you will be mine. Whoever I am, because no one will ever know who wrote this article. Right?
We hope you enjoyed our list! Anyone we left off? Aren’t these ladies so much more beautiful than the conservative ones? Radicals just get your blood up more than the prudish conservatives right?
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