Man Mails IRS Fake Bomb, Real Finger

Written By: Squiggly Line Guy Follow On Twitter: @CallMeSquiggly Follow On Facebook: Squiggly Line Guy A man from Olympia, WA was arrested for mailing the IRS in Ogden, Utah a package containing a fake pipe bomb and a picture of himself. The office is familiar with the man who has mailed them packages in the

Amazon Tweets Fire At Communist On Prime Day

Written By: Squiggly Line Guy Follow On Twitter: @CallMeSquiggly Follow on Facebook: Squiggly Line Guy July the 11th was Amazon Prime Day, offering deep discounts to Amazon Prime customers. This day is like another Black Friday to them. Customers set their alarms to wake up extra early to try and get a discounted item in

CNN Trades Credibility For Ratings, Loses Both

Written By Squiggly Line Guy Follow on Twitter: @CallMeSquiggly Follow on Facebook: Squiggly Line Guy This might be the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals. Benjamin Franklin warned against stunts like these. It’s been a terrible week for CNN, and it’s only going to get worse. CNN started Monday with an explosive

Facebook Allows Users To Report Posts That Are Against Their Political Beliefs

Written By Squiggly Line Guy Follow on [email protected] Follow on Facebook Squiggly Line Guy Facebook has quietly changed their criteria for reporting posts. They include a number of newer options for posts that are disparaging based on race, ethnicity, sex, sexual identity or religion. However one category is raising eyebrows: It goes against my views. This

The Huffington Post Has Lost Their Collectivist Minds Over White Privilege

Written By Squiggly Line Guy Follow on Twitter: @CallMeSquiggly Follow on Facebook: Squiggly Line Guy Huffington Post has had their worst week ever. It’s hard to set any standards or realistic expectations for such a far leftist rag, but they’ve managed to lower the bar. HuffPo ran two articles on the same day, both aimed

Fidget Fest? Guess Who’s on The Guest List? Ron Paul, But It’s…..

Written By: Squiggly Line Guy Follow on Twitter: @CallMeSquiggly Follow on Facebook: Squiggly Line Guy The First Annual Fidget Spinner Competition and Vaping Festival has been announced in Seattle, to be held at the Key Arena in Mountlake Terrace. You can view the event page here. The two-day guest lineup looks dope. Check out these images

Brexit 2.0: UK Government For Sale on eBay

Written By Squiggly Line Guy Follow on Twitter: @CallMeSquiggly Follow on Facebook: Squiggly Line Guy A practical joker has listed the government for sale on Ebay.co.uk and is getting bids. The bid at the time of writing this article is £1,020.00 or $1,136.  The description of the item is as follows: The seller is also

Extremism Experts Shift Their Focus to The Left

Written By Squiggly Line Guy Follow on Twitter: @CallMeSquiggly Follow on Facebook: Squiggly Line Guy The term Right Wing Extremist is one that was commonly used over the last eight years during Barack Obama‘s presidency. Right wingers. Gun nuts. You name it. Those claims aren’t without merit. We should legitimately be worried about the Dylan Roof‘s

Capital City Pride Excludes Original LGBTQ Rights Activists. Again.

Written By Squiggly Line Guy Follow on Twitter: @CallMeSquiggly Follow on Facebook: Squiggly Line Guy Another year, and no closer to inclusiveness. Capital City Pride is once again excluding The Libertarian Party from participating in the Pride Festival in Olympia, WA. It has become clear that Capital City Pride is not about LGBTQ inclusiveness, but

John McCain Missing After Wandering Away From IHOP

Written By Squiggly Line Guy Follow on Twitter: @CallMeSquiggly Follow on Facebook: Squiggly Line Guy This is a Liberty Onion article. All views expressed are satirical. Police in Washington DC are asking for the public’s help in locating missing Senator John McCain after he wandered away from an IHOP restaurant this morning around 9am. His whereabouts