Calling All Trolls: Meme War Declared On Chase Bank!

Written by Squiggly Line Guy Follow on Twitter @CallMeSquiggly Follow on Facebook Squiggly Line Guy   UPDATE: The Meme War was won. A Meme War has been declared on J.P. Morgan Chase Bank, to commence on Friday July 28th. The war will be in effect until the demands are met. The demand: $30. You may be wondering

Jill Stein Being Investigated In Russia Probe

Written By: Squiggly Line Guy Follow on Twitter: @CallMeSquiggly Follow On Facebook: Squiggly Line Guy In a new development which is not satire, former Green Party Presidential Candidate Jill Stein is being included in the Russia collusion investigation. The Hill reports: Stein’s name was included in a Senate Judiciary Committee letter requesting all communication between

Is Chester Bennington Podesta’s Son? #PizzaGate Scandal

BREAKING Report: John McAfee Injured In Attack

Written by: Squiggly Line Guy Follow on Twitter: @CallMeSquiggly Follow on Facebook: Squiggly Line Guy Cyber Security Expert John McAfee was scheduled to appear at FreedomFest over the weekend but was hospitalized prior to the event. Reports on Social Media are beginning to indicate that he was attacked. In place of an appearance at the

McAfee Makes BIG BET on Bitcoin: “If Not, I Will Eat My Dick”

Written By: Squiggly Line Guy Follow on Twitter: @CallMeSquiggly Follow on Facebook: Squiggly Line Guy Legendary cyber security expert John McAfee is going all in on a wager with Bitcoin. The cryptocurrency market has experienced recent volatility, as it does on occasion before making even larger rebounds. McAfee tweeted about Bitcoin’s rebound as it is

Seattle Wants To Force Property Owners To Rent To Criminals

Written By: Squiggly Line Guy Follow On Twitter: @CallMeSquiggly Follow On Facebook: Squiggly Line Guy What a time to be alive. If the city of Seattle has their way, landlords will be allowed to be picky about smokers, but not about arsonists. This is the reality of CB 119015 which Seattle Councilmember Lisa Herbold held

4Chan Has Broken Shia LaBeouf, Who Rants In Squad Car After Arrest [VIDEO]

Written By: Squiggly Line Guy Follow on Twitter: @CallMeSquiggly Follow on Facebook: Squiggly Line Guy It appears that the /pol/ warriors of Kekistan have finally broken Shia LaBeouf, who was arrested for drunken and disorderly conduct. TMZ obtained bodycam footage inside the car from the arresting officer, who could be heard sighing and buzzing his

Man Mails IRS Fake Bomb, Real Finger

Written By: Squiggly Line Guy Follow On Twitter: @CallMeSquiggly Follow On Facebook: Squiggly Line Guy A man from Olympia, WA was arrested for mailing the IRS in Ogden, Utah a package containing a fake pipe bomb and a picture of himself. The office is familiar with the man who has mailed them packages in the

Amazon Tweets Fire At Communist On Prime Day

Written By: Squiggly Line Guy Follow On Twitter: @CallMeSquiggly Follow on Facebook: Squiggly Line Guy July the 11th was Amazon Prime Day, offering deep discounts to Amazon Prime customers. This day is like another Black Friday to them. Customers set their alarms to wake up extra early to try and get a discounted item in

CNN Trades Credibility For Ratings, Loses Both

Written By Squiggly Line Guy Follow on Twitter: @CallMeSquiggly Follow on Facebook: Squiggly Line Guy This might be the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals. Benjamin Franklin warned against stunts like these. It’s been a terrible week for CNN, and it’s only going to get worse. CNN started Monday with an explosive