Young Thug In Walmart Plays Knockout Game With Baseball Bat

Thankfully, the innocent 18-year-old girl who was simply minding her own business has been released from the hospital.

How To Get Expelled From School In One Image

  Someone created an image that could get kids expelled from schools if they passed it around or owned any of the items in it. Luckily, in Florida a bill was passed to stop kids from getting in trouble for ridiculousness such as biting pop tarts into the shape of a gun.

Texas Women Finding Interesting New Places To Conceal Their Handguns

“Most holsters have been built for men’s bodies,” firearms instructor Karla Pohl said. “Women are built differently, and we dress differently.”

Hospital Introduces Automatic Sperm Extractor

A hospital in China has introduced technology that is an automatic sperm extractor. The “hands free” device makes sperm donation easier with a massage pipe that can fit the height of the user. It also comes with a small video viewing screen to help the user feel inspired.

Email: EPA Employees Told To Stop Pooping In The Hallway

Government received an email that revealed that the EPA can’t even keep their own hallways clean. From Government Executive:  In the email, obtained by Government Executive, Deputy Regional Administrator Howard Cantor mentioned “several incidents” in the building, including clogging the toilets with paper towels and “an individual placing feces in the hallway” outside the restroom.

Hilarious New Beer Ad Imagines “What If The 4th Of July Never Happened?”

A Newcastle Beer advertisement starring British comedian Stephen Merchant takes a look at what America would be like if the 4th of July never happened. Wouldn’t it be great if judges still wore wigs so criminals would really take them seriously? Or you could have your tax money spent on a useless monarch. How about

Wild Boar Attacks TV Crew

A wild boar randomly attacked a Japanese TV crew.

Kentucky Redneck Road Rage Rampage! News, Weather An act of road rage was caught on camera in Carrollton, Kentucky. Witnesses recorded an altercation that came about after two vehicles collided.  

Incredible! Paralyzed Man Becomes First Person To Use Power Of Thought To Move Hand

Ian Burkhart became the first patient to move his hand using the power of thought after doctors had inserted a microchip into his brain. Burkhart had been paralyzed after a swimming accident, but the miraculous treatment has given him, and millions of others, new hope that they will be able to move again. The “neurobridge”

Man Wants The Cop Who Shot His Dog Fired

SALT LAKE CITY, UT – Sean Kendall is seeking to have the cop who shot his 2-year-old Weimaraner pup fired from the police force. The dog was shot in the head by a police officer during a door-to-door search of a missing boy. The boy was eventually found asleep in his own basement. “The only thing