Top 7 Stupid Feminist Quotes Of 2014

Feminists are on the march in 2014 and boy, do they hate due process and the presumption of innocence! They’ll do anything to overturn centuries of settled law and jurisprudence. Why? CAUSE THEY HAVE FEELZ! Here’s a list of some of their feels that they feel out loud. Only their feels are actually dangerous as

Stephen Colbert declares war on Dick Cheney’s testicles

The Colbert Report Get More: Colbert Report Full Episodes,The Colbert Report on Facebook,Video Archive “He is definitely hiding something down there,” said Colbert

20 Of The Hottest Libertarian Men Alive

Things got a little heated around here yesterday when we released our list of the 20 Hottest Libertarian Women Alive. Some people called it rude, some people thought it was sexist, but luckily most people thought it was cute, funny and great publicity. One of the major complaints was the order of the ranking, but

Sean Hannity Gets Upset With Rand Paul For Not Blaming Iraq On Obama

In an interview on Fox News, Senator Rand Paul declined to blame the crisis in Iraq squarely on Obama. Senator Paul claims that the Iraqi government has to take responsibility for itself at some point and that they demanded that we leave. Hannity doesn’t appear happy that Paul declined to support a prolonged occupation in

Man Thrown In Jail After Pooping His Pants In Courthouse

Ronald Strong had a terrible accident at the Portland federal courthouse which resulted in likely one of the crappiest days of his life.

Bullied Teen Finally Snaps, Stabs His Bully During Fight

A 14-year-old boy stabbed another classmate after reportedly enduring repeated bullying from him. Noel Estevez reportedly had almost committed suicide from the abuse and when the bully confronted him the other day, Estevez finally snapped and stabbed the bully to death.

Hillary Clinton: I support a ban on “assault weapons”

Hillary Clinton on her book tour took a strong stance against so-called “assault weapons” as part of a push for more gun control legislation. “Yes, we need to thrash this out in the political realm,” Hillary Clinton said. “But the vast majority of Americans, even law-abiding gun owners, want background checks that work. Information that

20 Of The Hottest Libertarian Women Alive

So this lame conservative website made a list of the 20 hottest conservative women in new media. In it they listed a bunch of women that we KNOW are not conservatives and BOY were we pissed! Listen conservatives, we know you like to think that libertarians are your dorky little retarded cousins or something, but we’re

Store Clerk Cooly Pulls Pistol And Blasts Armed Thief

Two thieves attempted to rob a Quick-Stop in Youngstown, Ohio last May. But a quick-thinking (and quick on the draw) clerk pulled his pistol and made short work of one of them. One of the thieves was wounded by the clerk while the other fled. Luckily both were captured later in the evening with only a

Police Officer Arrested After Capturing Dog & Slitting Its Throat

Baltimore Police Officer Jerry Bolger is in jail after capturing a missing dog and cutting its throat. “Unfortunately, at some point after that dog was contained with use of the dog pole, one of our officers used a knife and cut the dog’s throat,” said Deputy Commissioner Dean Palmere of the Baltimore City Police.