Rand Paul's Copy Machine Takes to Twitter

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Kentucky Senator and former Presidential Candidate Rand Paul has been on a Legend of Zelda Live Action Role Play type quest to find the House Republicans’ Health Care Bill. If there’s a single thing gamers know about quests, it’s that your companions can often be the most unlikely kind. In Paul’s case, it is a copy machine.

Senator Paul brought his copy machine with him on this quest for the bill, so he could make copies if he got his hands on it to distribute it to the American people. It appears now the copy machine has taken on a life of its own, and has its own Twitter Handle now: @RandPaulCopier

The account has become a quickly growing account, as Paul has often found an ally in Social Media. The copier as well has found the same ally.

The Twitter profile reads:

Normally I work in @randpaul senate office. But these days I’m mobile, in search of House leaders’ Obamacare Lite bill, to copy it for the American people

Below are some fantastic Tweets from Rand Paul’s Copier.

Will you give him a copy of the secret Obamacare Lite bill? https://t.co/FzHNUkFrlJ
— RandPaulCopier (@randpaulcopier) March 3, 2017

Copiers tried to unionize once in the office. @dougstafford unplugged us. https://t.co/SVZAGt2VTy
— RandPaulCopier (@randpaulcopier) March 3, 2017

If you're leaving your Congressional office (you know you are, it's 5pm on Friday) try to find the secret location on ur way out. Send tips!
— RandPaulCopier (@randpaulcopier) March 3, 2017

Apparently I have to become friends with @politico copier New details in GOP Obamacare replacement leaked – POLITICO https://t.co/MBHRm6fb2C
— RandPaulCopier (@randpaulcopier) March 3, 2017

This would be a lot easier if I were just networked into @SpeakerRyan copier, but you wouldn't believe how bad the technology is around here
— RandPaulCopier (@randpaulcopier) March 3, 2017