My Conversation With Two Ignorant DEA Agents

By Grant M. Deltz Last fall a pair of DEA agents came to my high school. They gave a thorough presentation on the dangers of drugs, and partook in the typical scare tactics you always see. Following the presentation, I approached them and had a disheartening conversation with them. First, they told me they believed

Breaking: DEA to Ban Cheese

Written By: Grant M. Deltz Associate Editor – Follow Grant on Twitter @GrantDeltz This is a Liberty Onion article. All views expressed are satirical. Recent studies have shown cheese to be as addictive as hard drugs, so in response the DEA has classified cheese products as class 1 narcotics. That’s right, no more nachos, no more

Corruption? Government Says Cannabis Treats Cancer, DEA Disagrees

By: Jeff Caldwell, II If you Google “Cannabis Cancer” the very first link that pops up belongs to the National Cancer Institute, a government agency. After clicking on National Cancer Institute’s link, one will find many links to different scientific studies stating cannabis showed anti-tumor effects, breakthrough nausea and vomiting treatment, appetite stimulation, anti-anxiety and

DEA Saves Millions Of Americans From Dangerous Pot Heads

By: Crystal Byrd Citizens everywhere are breathing a collective sigh of relief after yesterday’s long-awaited DEA announcement. After making the nation wait for several days with much trepidation we can now all relax, knowing we are once again safe from the evils of marijuana and the people who use it.     One can only