AG Jeff Sessions Eats Edible; Calls for Immediate Decriminalization of Marijuana

Written By Nathaniel Cole This is a Liberty Onion article. All views expressed are satirical.  Last Tuesday Attorney General Jeff Sessions gave an urgent conference at the white House demanding that the use of Medical and Recreational marijuana be legalized nationally after eating a rice crispy treat. Sessions says that after coming from his lunch break

Boston Pastor Arrested After Drugs Were Found At His Church

Written by Grant M. Deltz 58 year old pastor Willie Wilkerson of Boston was arrested Tuesday morning on charges of drug trafficking and drug possession with intent to distribute after police say drugs were found at his church. He is being accused of possession 34 grams of cocaine, 11 grams of fentanyl, 50 Percocet pills,

5 Things Libertarians Say That Scare Normal People

Written by Crystal Byrd Libertarians profess to want to bring freedom and liberty to the people. That sounds great and noble, but we’re also really great at shooting ourselves in the foot when it comes to that effort. We are often overly vocal about those philosophical stances that will be most difficult for people to absorb,

DEA Saves Millions Of Americans From Dangerous Pot Heads

By: Crystal Byrd Citizens everywhere are breathing a collective sigh of relief after yesterday’s long-awaited DEA announcement. After making the nation wait for several days with much trepidation we can now all relax, knowing we are once again safe from the evils of marijuana and the people who use it.     One can only

Privacy Win! US Government Cannot Seize Emails Stored Overseas

By: Jeff Caldwell In a big win for Microsoft and data security, the company won a federal appeal against a United States Government warrant issued in 2014 that called for all “records, physical objects, and other materials” of a suspected drug trafficker. The government wanted all emails under the jurisdiction of the company’s ownership no matter where on

Medical Marijuana Is Killing Big Govt. Here’s How…

By: Jeff Caldwell Medical marijuana laws saved Medicare $165.2 million according to the University of Georgia study published Wednesday in the journal Health Affairs. The research compiles the amount of prescriptions filled in the Medicare Part D program in the 17 states plus the District of Columbia with legalized medicinal marijuana through 2013 compared to the states that did not have medical marijuana.

Watch Rand Paul Explain Racial and Economic Inequality in Justice System Like A Boss [VIDEO]

By: Laura Meyers

Watch Grandmas Smoke Weed For The First Time

Cut Video found three grandmas who supposedly had no experience with marijuana and decided to record them getting high for the first time. Then the filmmakers introduced them to cards against humanity. Sit back, watch and enjoy some of the funniest six minutes of candid video we’ve ever seen.

Man Jailed For Selling “Cocaine” To Cop… It Was A Crushed-Up Pop-Tart

HALIFAX, NC – Cameron Mitchell was arrested in early September for allegedly selling cocaine to police. The only problem was the only kind of rush you’d get from this nose candy was a sugar high. Mitchell was making a delivery to a convenience store when he encountered an undercover agent who wanted to purchase crack

Man Butt-Dialed 911 While Discussing Drug Deal

// ]]> // ]]> WKRN News 2 MT. PLEASANT, TN – Grant O’Connor’s butt just got him in big trouble after it dialed 911 when he was discussing a drug deal over dinner. The 911 dispatcher listened to the call as O’Connor talked about getting high and how he was on his way to go