BREAKING: Donald Trump No Longer Believes in Santa

Written by Alex Furman  Follow Alex on Twitter @elvisandhismom This is a Liberty Onion article. All views expressed are satirical.  In what appears to be a continuation of Donald Trump’s efforts to become more presidential in the eyes of voters, the Trump campaign  released early today a statement declaring the Republican candidate, “no longer believes

10 Signs You’re Actually a Fascist

By: Crystal Byrd “Your children’s children will live under communism. You Americans are so gullible. No, You won’t accept communism outright; but we’ll keep feeding you small doses of Socialism until you will finally wake up and realize that you already have Communism. We won’t have to fight you. We’ll so weaken your economy, until

Pokemon Go Rewards My White Privilege. Sorry About That.

White Privilege Rampant in Pokemon Go Map By: Crystal Byrd Alright folks, it’s time to talk about the elephant in the room. It’s gonna be tough, but these are the tough conversations we need to have to create a world where all Pokemon trainers have equal access and opportunities to find that Mewtwo. That’s right.