Mad Dog, Sir, Please Don’t Send Me To World War III

General Mattis, Sir, It is with overwhelming respect that I urge you not to take the U.S. to war with North Korea preemptively. When I was a very young boy, I had always wanted to be a marine, that being said, I’d still join the corps in a heartbeat to defend my country from a

Two Weeks of Nuclear Brinkmanship By Two Irrational Men

It’s been a hectic two weeks of dick-measuring and saber rattling between the leaders of two countries with nuclear arsenals. Whether they’ve been playing a complicated game of multi-dimensional chess, talking tough for domestic consumption, or merely making up for small stature or small… hands… it’s hard for the world to ignore the brinkmanship. The

To Bomb North Korea, Trump Doesn’t Need Congress or the UN

Written By: Squiggly Line Guy Follow on Twitter: @CallMeSquiggly Follow on Facebook: Squiggly Line Guy Tensions are continuing to boil over between the United States and North Korea. Communist Dictator Kim Jong Un is continuing to prod at President Donald Trump, who is completely unrestrained when it comes to actions again North Korea. President Trump

How Would Daenerys Targaryen Destroy Kim Jong-Un?

Written by David Fisher Contributor What would Daenerys do? We love stories like Game of Thrones, but ignore the symbolism to our own lives. We enjoying watching characters break their chains and claim their freedom, but we assume real humans are powerless to do the same. All humans deserve freedom and must stop deferring their

Spy Games: Kim Jong-Un’s Brother’s Assassination Caught on Video

LISTEN TO TLR’S LATEST PODCAST: Malaysian officials have released CCTV tapes from the airport where Kim Jong-Nam was poisoned. The video shows the North Korean dictator’s brother casually walking around the airport and checking departure schedules before stopping for a moment outside of a restaurant. There, one woman grabs the attention of Kim while another

Kim Jong-un Kills More Kin, Probably

LISTEN TO TLR’S LATEST PODCAST: Kim Jong-nam, the love child of Kim Jong-il and a South Korean actress, is reported to have met a Hollywood-style fate in Malaysia. Jong-nam was allegedly poisoned in an airport by two needle-welding females, believed to be agents of the North Korean regime. Kim Jong-un and his state-controlled media has not

Kim Jong Un Visits Lube Factory, Says He Feels “Deep Emotion,” Stephen Colbert Responds

The Colbert Report Get More: Colbert Report Full Episodes,The Colbert Report on Facebook,Video Archive North Korea’s dictator Kim Jong Un recently visited the Chonji lubricant factory where he reportedly felt “deep emotion” while watching a huge vat of lube pump out of a hose. The Washington Post reports that Un praised his father, Kim Jong Il, for