BREAKING: Donald Trump No Longer Believes in Santa

Written by Alex Furman  Follow Alex on Twitter @elvisandhismom This is a Liberty Onion article. All views expressed are satirical.  In what appears to be a continuation of Donald Trump’s efforts to become more presidential in the eyes of voters, the Trump campaign  released early today a statement declaring the Republican candidate, “no longer believes

CAMPAIGN CRISIS: Gary Johnson Has No Eyebrows

By: Jennifer Giorgi Nationwide media outlets continue to cover Libertarian presidential candidate Gary Johnson and his vice-presidential pick, Bill Weld. In a campaign cycle where the two major parties have put forth their least liked presumptive nominees in recent history, it is fascinating that the Johnson/Weld combo cannot seem to break past 10 percent in