AG Jeff Sessions Eats Edible; Calls for Immediate Decriminalization of Marijuana

Written By Nathaniel Cole This is a Liberty Onion article. All views expressed are satirical.  Last Tuesday Attorney General Jeff Sessions gave an urgent conference at the white House demanding that the use of Medical and Recreational marijuana be legalized nationally after eating a rice crispy treat. Sessions says that after coming from his lunch break

Cory Booker Introduces Doomed Pot Legalization Bill

Yesterday, Senator Cory Booker unveiled his proposed bill to completely end federal pot prohibition. Such a policy has support of, according to Gallop, roughly 60% of Americans and growing. It also has about as much chance at passing this session as Gary Johnson had of winning the electoral college. It’s said that politics is a

DEA Saves Millions Of Americans From Dangerous Pot Heads

By: Crystal Byrd Citizens everywhere are breathing a collective sigh of relief after yesterday’s long-awaited DEA announcement. After making the nation wait for several days with much trepidation we can now all relax, knowing we are once again safe from the evils of marijuana and the people who use it.     One can only

Gary Johnson Knocks It Out Of The Park On Bill Maher! [HD VIDEO]

Gary Johnson appeared on Bill Maher as the only sane option that is going to be on the ballot in all 50 states. He spoke of women’s right to choose, marriage equality, legalization, and cutting military spending by 20 percent. Maher admits he hopes Johnson gets in the debates! Check it out here:

Gary Johnson Vows to Replace White House Vegetable Garden with Marijuana Growery

By: Kevin Enilc In an interview for popular marijuana magazine “High Times” earlier this month, Libertarian Presidential Candidate Governor Gary Johnson (R-NM) swore to “…utilize the White House vegetable garden for a marijuana growery,” if he clinches the Pennsylvania Avenue residence this November “…during that whole election thing.” The vegetable garden in question is 1,100

This Lovable Pothead Played The Best Joke On His Butthurt Coworker

Potheads. We all know one. Hell, some of us are one. Lovable stoners are usually only funny to themselves. This one however… is funny to the world, for the ages.