This Drunk Guy Fell Eight Stories Onto A Parked Car And Then… [VIDEO, NSFW]

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Only in Russia ladies and gentlemen.

A video from Russia shows why everyone thinks that these people are basically built out of wood and reanimated with lightning and the blood of grizzly bears. A drunk man fell off of an eight story building on top of a parked car, then he gets up and asks if anyone knows where his shoes are.

How is this guy still alive? What kind of magical supervodka do they make over there? And how can we get our hands on some of it? It makes me glad the cold war never turned hot. Who would have wanted to tangle with dudes who can fall from such enormous heights and still be alive enough to ask where your shoes are?  Not me, that’s for sure. Better tighten up your game Amerikanskis!

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  • Stephen C

    Well, God Bless him.

    • nig

      Shut the fuck up