Kim Jong Un Visits Lube Factory, Says He Feels “Deep Emotion,” Stephen Colbert Responds

The Colbert Report Get More: Colbert Report Full Episodes,The Colbert Report on Facebook,Video Archive North Korea’s dictator Kim Jong Un recently visited the Chonji lubricant factory where he reportedly felt “deep emotion” while watching a huge vat of lube pump out of a hose. The Washington Post reports that Un praised his father, Kim Jong Il, for

Hackers Destroyed Iran’s Nuke Computers, Forced Them To Blast AC/DC

Dirty deeds! Done dirt cheap!  A security expert who spoke with an Iranian nuclear scientist revealed that not only did the devastating Stuxnet virus destroy much of the country’s centrifuge control computers back in 2009, but they also forced them to play AC/DC on full blast! From VentureBeat: “There was also some music playing randomly on

Michelle Obama: Women Are Smarter Than Men

First lady Michelle Obama spoke at the U.S. Africa Leader’s Summit in Washington D.C. recently where she brazenly declared that “women are smarter than men.” Discussing how it was important for her to use her platform to advance the interests of women, the FLOTUS stated: “We can’t waste this spotlight, it is temporary and life is

Stolen Snake Wraps Around Thief’s Neck, Forces Her To Crash

A woman was arrested after stealing a python from a Petco in New York. Sarah Espinosa lost control of her vehicle after the animal wrapped itself around her neck and began choking her. Espinosa crashed her vehicle into a firehouse, where rescue teams were able to extricate her from the beast’s grip and she was

Grandmothers Get Robbed… So They Started Their Own Gun Club!

A group of grandmothers in Aurora, Indiana put together a gun club in Indiana to teach other elderly women how to protect themselves. After Konnie Couch and Robin Willoughby were robbed, they started the group “Women Armed and Ready” (WAR) to teach women how to shoot. “The thing of it is, bad things happen to good

Rand Paul Explains Why He Ran From His Juicy Burger So Fast

Senator Rand Paul appeared on Fox News with Greta Van Susteren to explain why he avoided a conversation with a DREAM Act activist over the immigration debate. Paul was criticized by the media and the left for allegedly avoiding the person. But was he really bolting from his burger for some cheesy reason? Does he

MSNBC: “Obama Is From Kenya”

A correspondent over at MSNBC made a big slip-up when she reported that President Obama was from Kenya. From the DailyCaller “Yeah, the fact that he’s from Kenya,” Jansing replied breezily. “And the fact that when he was elected there were expectations on the African continent that he would do great things for them.” The

Woman Tells 911 Operator Who Told Her To Drop Her Gun: ‘I’ll put the gun down when I see the police’

FOX 13 News Jennifer Cruz at is reporting on a story which occurred in Holmes Beach, Florida last week. A woman’s home was being invaded by thieves when she pulled her revolver and called 911. The operate kept telling her to “put the gun down,” but the woman ignored the advice and said I’ll put the

Legalized Marijuana Will Be On Washington D.C. Ballot

From the Law Enforcement Against Prohibition press release: WASHINGTON, DC–The DC Board of Elections revealed today that the DC Cannabis Campaign has submitted 57,000 signatures, more than double what was needed, to get Initiative 71 on the ballot. This initiative would allow adults over 21 to legally cultivate up to six marijuana plants (no more

Jersey Cop: If Obama Doesn’t Follow The Constitution, We Don’t Have To

A New Jersey police officer responded to a citizen’s inquiry about problems with a local animal shelter by claiming he is not required to follow the constitution because the president doesn’t either. From Freethoughtproject: Steve Wronko had gone to the Helmetta Police Department with a list of objections about recent violations at the Helmetta Regional