Breaking News: White House Vicinity Evacuated

Written By Aaron Mathis Follow Him on Twitter @The_Real_Mathis Today at approximately 1pm, Liberty Viral Editor in Chief Jennifer Giorgi was just outside the South Lawn of the White House in Washington DC, when the area was evacuated. Allegedly there was an attempted fence jumping which was unsuccessful, and the Secret Service apprehended the suspect.

The Scarcely Told Story of the St. Patrick’s Day March on Washington

Written by Ian Tartt This is a Liberty Onion article. All views expressed are satirical.  Fed up with the millions of people without Irish heritage who celebrate St. Patrick’s Day every year, thousands of Irish people planned a March on Washington to protest this despicable act of cultural appropriation. They made signs, gathered speakers, and

Free Market Innovation: V.I.Poo, the Pre-poo Toilet Spray [VIDEO]

Whenever there is a problem that needs solving, the free market is there to the rescue. Sometimes when we poop,…well, the room smells. The smell can be sort of masked by room sprays, although that usually ends up smelling like floral feces rather than fresh freesia. As the graphic depicts, V.I.Poo is easy to use.

Red Power Ranger Goes Rogue; Pleads Guilty to Killing Roommate with Sword

Ricardo Medina Jr, Former Power Rangers Actor has pleaded guilty to killing his former roommate Joshua Sutter with a sword after allegedly engaging in an argument over Medina’s girlfriend. Medina initially claimed self defense over the incident which now happened over two years ago in their apartment in Green Valley, California. He has since stated that he

Baby Dies as Sitter’s 911 Call Goes Unanswered

Bridget Alex, a Dallas, Texas mother says her baby died as a result of issues with 911. According to CBS Dallas FW, the baby’s sitter called 911 three times and after finally getting through the third time was put on hold for over 20 minutes before hanging up. Bridget came home and brought the baby

Spotlight on a Libertarian: Derek Ryan

  Written by Heather Gwynn Follow Heather on Twitter at @starlasword Derek Ryan was born and raised in Orlando Florida.  He grew up in a Republican family, but he never liked the perpetual wars. He quickly realized that the GOP was NOT fiscally conservative, which turned him away from the party even more.  Looking for someone he

McDonald’s Blasts Trump on Twitter; Wants Obama Back

An interesting tweet came out Thursday morning from the McDonald’s corporate twitter account. The account which is usually used to promote deals, acknowledge holidays, and other posts on par for a marketing type account took a left turn into the political arena. The tweet was left up for approximately 20 minutes before it was deleted,

McDonald’s Drive Thu Worker Jumps Through Window to Save Off Duty Cop and Her Family [VIDEO]

It was just a regular day at work for Pedro Viloria at a South Florida McDonalds on Tuesday morning. As one of his customers pulled up to his window she had no problem ordering and paying for her food. NBC 6 Miami News reports that when Viloria went to hand off her meal, he noticed the

Feminist Performance Actors Abort Jesus in the Streets [PHOTO]

Written by Carson Seeger Abortion. It’s the holy grail of liberal feminist issues.  Abortion is to the modern liberal feminist what Jesus is to Randy in Benton, Arkansas; untouchable. Debating the merits of which is an automatic admission that you hate women.   Liberals are pro-choice. Just ask one. They love to wax poetically about personal

Fathers Do Not Have Equal Rights

First, let me say that I am prepared for the backlash that I will receive from certain groups of people regarding my views on this topic.  That’s ok, because it has to be said. Whether people want to think openly about it or not doesn’t make it less true.  As a society we do a great