The Scarcely Told Story of the St. Patrick’s Day March on Washington

Written by Ian Tartt This is a Liberty Onion article. All views expressed are satirical.  Fed up with the millions of people without Irish heritage who celebrate St. Patrick’s Day every year, thousands of Irish people planned a March on Washington to protest this despicable act of cultural appropriation. They made signs, gathered speakers, and

Nanny-State Democrats Push to Ban Drinking Coffee While Driving

By: Jeff Caldwell, II New Jersey legislation looks to ban distracted drivers. PhillyVoice reports the bill “calls for a ban on drinking coffee, eating of any kind and personal grooming.” If the bill passes, a person will get a fine between $200-$400 for a first offense, $400-$600 for a second offense, $600-$800 plus points on one’s