AG Jeff Sessions Eats Edible; Calls for Immediate Decriminalization of Marijuana

Written By Nathaniel Cole This is a Liberty Onion article. All views expressed are satirical.  Last Tuesday Attorney General Jeff Sessions gave an urgent conference at the white House demanding that the use of Medical and Recreational marijuana be legalized nationally after eating a rice crispy treat. Sessions says that after coming from his lunch break

Tomi Lahren Announces 2020 Bid For First Lady

Written by Grant M. Deltz Associate Editor of The Libertarian Republic & Liberty Viral The following is a satirical article. After recently re-gaining control of her Facebook page, Tomi Lahren has announced that she will be seeking the position of First Lady for the 2020 elections. “After our great president showed something that President Obama never did, strength,

BREAKING: Liberty Viral is Fake News

In an unusual and wildly unexpected event, the popular Libertarian culture and news site Liberty Viral has broken the story that Liberty Viral is in fact, fake news. Meme and satire lovers across the internet expressed their disappointment and outrage when Liberty Viral recently reported that McDonald’s took a swipe at President Trump. Rightfully, readers

Trump Extends Secret Service Detail to Protect His Emotions

Written by Grant M. Deltz (The following is a satirical article, not fake news) President Trump has recently extended the role of his Secret Service detail to protect his emotions as well as his livelihood. When asked about this change, Press Secretary Sean Spicer had the following to say, “Look, you have a great president who

Trump Makes Dennis Rodman Ambassador to North Korea

Written by Grant M. Deltz Associate Editor of The Libertarian Republic & Liberty Viral Following some tense developments between the United States and North Korea, President Trump has elected to appoint Dennis Rodman to serve as the ambassador to North Korea. The president had a statement, “You look at Dennis, he’s one of the best. Everybody

REPORT: Joe Biden Barricades Himself in White House Closet

Written by Grant M. Deltz Associate Editor of Liberty Viral & The Libertarian Republic   WASHINGTON, Saturday, January 21st brings about a new era in the United States. The Trump era. However, not everybody is looking forward to it. Reports coming in are saying that the former vice president, Joe Biden, has locked himself in a

Fly Attacks Hillary Clinton, is Found Dead in the Morning

Written By Grant M. Deltz Associate Editor This is a Liberty Onion article. All views expressed are satirical.  At Sunday night’s presidential debate, a fly landed on Hillary Clinton abruptly, causing social media to react. Viewers found it comical. But nobody is laughing now. The fly, to remain unnamed, was mysteriously found dead this morning

Breaking: DEA to Ban Cheese

Written By: Grant M. Deltz Associate Editor – Follow Grant on Twitter @GrantDeltz This is a Liberty Onion article. All views expressed are satirical. Recent studies have shown cheese to be as addictive as hard drugs, so in response the DEA has classified cheese products as class 1 narcotics. That’s right, no more nachos, no more