AG Jeff Sessions Eats Edible; Calls for Immediate Decriminalization of Marijuana

Written By Nathaniel Cole This is a Liberty Onion article. All views expressed are satirical.  Last Tuesday Attorney General Jeff Sessions gave an urgent conference at the white House demanding that the use of Medical and Recreational marijuana be legalized nationally after eating a rice crispy treat. Sessions says that after coming from his lunch break

Cory Booker Introduces Doomed Pot Legalization Bill

Yesterday, Senator Cory Booker unveiled his proposed bill to completely end federal pot prohibition. Such a policy has support of, according to Gallop, roughly 60% of Americans and growing. It also has about as much chance at passing this session as Gary Johnson had of winning the electoral college. It’s said that politics is a

Auburn Softball Players Arrested on Marijuana Charges

Written by Gage Fenwick Follow Gage on Facebook at Gage Fenwick, Libertarian In the early hours of 4/20, three of Auburn University’s softball players were arrested on marijuana charges and indefinitely suspended from the team. AL.com reports: “Shortstop Haley Fagan, pitcher Makayla Martin and outfielder Brittany Maresette were each arrested at an address on E. Samford Ave

GRASSQUATCH: Marijuana Sasquatch Interrupts Live Weather Report [VIDEO]

LISTEN TO TLR’S LATEST PODCAST: Written by Jennifer Giorgi As the Northeast continues to get hammered with winter storms, it seems as though people are trying to find a way to make the best of it, which should be somewhat easier considering some form of marijuana is legal in some capacity in all of the

It’s High Time to Legalize. This European Country Just Did.

LISTEN TO TLR’S LATEST PODCAST: The lower house of parliament in Germany just voted to legalize marijuana for medical use across the country. The treatment would require a prescription for a narrow variety of uses and grow plantations will have to be state-supervised. Even still, this is a win for cannabis, as the Germans become the

Legal Marijuana Creates Boom for Colorado Economy

Written by Grant M. Deltz Associate Editor – Follow Grant on Twitter @grantdeltz! The marijuana industry in Colorado has just hit a new milestone: $1 billion in legal sales for the first 10 months of 2016. Attorney Christian Sederberg, who played a big part in getting Amendment 64 passed in Colorado to legalize pot, predicts

5 Things Libertarians Say That Scare Normal People

Written by Crystal Byrd Libertarians profess to want to bring freedom and liberty to the people. That sounds great and noble, but we’re also really great at shooting ourselves in the foot when it comes to that effort. We are often overly vocal about those philosophical stances that will be most difficult for people to absorb,

Medical Marijuana Users, Want Your Guns Back? Legalize Weed

By: Jeff Caldwell, II Yesterday a US federal court upheld the federal ban of gun sales to medical marijuana cardholders. The ruling affects all citizens in the following states and territories: California, Oregon, Washington, Arizona, Nevada, Alaska, Hawaii, Idaho, Montana, Guam, and Northern Marian Islands California, Arizona, Nevada, Hawaii, and Montana are the states mentioned that have medical cannabis laws. The court could

Women Arrested after Posting Facebook Video Smoking Pot with Toddler [VIDEO]

By: Liberty Laura Two women were arrested after posting a video of themselves smoking marijuana around a toddler, blowing smoke in his face, and putting the joint up to his mouth. Fox 31 reports: The video was shot inside a home on the Fort Hall Indian Reservation and posted on a Facebook page over the

Jesus Freaks Interrupt Sweet Hotbox Session [VIDEO]

By: Liberty Laura Shared by LiveLeak News on August 18, a video shows passerby Christians praying for a group of people tryna light it up, encouraging them to “get high on Jesus’ love” instead.