Written by Grant M. Deltz
Associate Editor of The Libertarian Republic & Liberty Viral
The following is a satirical article.
After recently re-gaining control of her Facebook page, Tomi Lahren has announced that she will be seeking the position of First Lady for the 2020 elections.
“After our great president showed something that President Obama never did, strength, and dropped those bombs on those Christian haters, I have decided to get closer to this American hero we have as president and seek the position of First Lady in 2020.”
“It may be a lot to strive for, but at least I was born in America, unlike Melania. If we really want to make America great again, we need a good ole’ country girl in the White House master bedroom!”
Even though Americans do not elect the First Lady, Lahren remains optimistic that President Trump will opt to make her his fourth wife.
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